Thanks for the encouragement, but our fellow members might not be too happy about it!
Take care - Andy
Take care - Andy
--- In vantage@yahoogroups.com, "laraines422" <laraines422@...> wrote:
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> Comic relief is always useful - especially when it comes to Vantage or Crystal Reports. Thanks, Andy!
>
> And I'm sure that you'd be able to find some volunteers to help out, trapped in that tiny, hot & noisy server room - but only if it's Daniel Craig or a young Sean Connery. sigh
>
> Keep working on that script.
>
>
>
> --- In vantage@yahoogroups.com, "andy956977" <phat.andz@> wrote:
> >
> > "Crystal Reports, Die the next Day"
> >
> > Sounds like the next James Bond film, doesn't it?
> >
> > Bond is trapped in a tiny, hot & noisy server room. There's no window, the door is sealed, and the air-con is broken. He reads a scrawled note left on the floor - it's an ultimatum. "Make the Inventory Valuation Crystal Report work, or in 24 hours all of the fans in the servers will have their polarity reversed, filling the room with choking dust-laden air, and you will die... AH HAAAA HAAAGH!!". Bond checks out the report in the designer screen, it's full of badly implemented sub-reports, recursive joins, undeclared shared variables, and lack of consideration for table indices!!
> >
> > Sadly, it never made it to the big screen.
> >
> > I'm sorry, this is of no use to anyone, sorry, I won't do it again, sorry!
> >
> > Andy.
> >
> > --- In vantage@yahoogroups.com, "plamen21" <plamen21@> wrote:
> > >
> > > Vantage 8.03.407c
> > >
> > > I edit a crystal report and everything works fine (for a day or so) until the datasource xml in my folder is cleared. See Error in Photos "Database Login".
> > >
> > > Which step am I missing?
> > >
> > > Plamen
> > >
> > > Systems Administrator
> > > Art Display Co.
> > >
> >
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