This bears repeating…
I resemble that meme way too much.
Seemed like a good pick off a Google search - can’t go wrong with dog pics.
And project management ruined development 
damn you Agile,SCRUM,Waterfall!!! Lets have status updates, endless meetings instead of letting the devs be creative and solve the problem! Lets interrupt their workflow!
That’s great
Story comes to mind.
Two Nuns were out visiting patients when they ran out of gas. They could see a Sunoco station down the road. They opened the trunk and all they had was a bedpan. They hiked off to the station and filled up the bedpan. They got back to the car and were carefully pouring in in when this old farmer pulls up and stops. I admire your faith sisters but it ain’t going to work!
I felt this one personally 
Salut Simon et bienvenue, @Hogardy ça n’arrête pas icitte!
Merci de l’accueil steve, au plaisir de parler epicor avec vous!
Engineer: The volume of the glass is double that required to contain the liquid present
… which satisfies the design requirement of a factor of safety of two. 
…because everyone knows you can’t fit 10 pounds of spit in a 5 pound bag
(Self-censored for a change. 
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