Feeling like an entitled [enter a generation that you are not] because a nurse just told me I deserved a better lunch than I brought for when my post-op was done. Plus maybe I’m a little high, they do have good stuff here. Apparently weighing 300lb gets you a double shot, too. Say your pain is an 8!
I still get ads on mobile despite my exalted patron status. I don’t actually care, except the way Chrome works the ad expands from the bottom on my phone and block the various buttons. @josecgomez can I haz a clear screen?
Also, I’m sure I should get my 100 day badge.
OK, definitely high. And I’m staring at a fundraiser poster involving rubber ducks dumped in the seaway with bets placed, so I want that badge too. Rubber ducks. Just how exclusive can that club be?
Mental note to future self: don’t go back and read your posts when this wears off, they’re embarrassing.