Merry Christmas IT Song

(To the tune of Chestnuts Roasting on an open fire, or, The Christmas Song)
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Your server's dying right before your eyes
Its way beyond repair, and it shows
Laser printers, havent printed for awhile
You call for help, but, no one shows
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Everyone knows
An Upgrade and some memory
Help to make reports run right
Although its been said
many times, many ways
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Batch them, and run at night!

Merry Christmas to the Group!




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