OT - IT Christmas Card

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From: vantage@yahoogroups.com [mailto:vantage@yahoogroups.com] On Behalf Of Mark Wagner
Sent: Wednesday, December 19, 2012 6:34 PM
To: Vantage User Group
Subject: [Vantage] OT - IT Christmas Card



Well, fellow vantage users , its that time of year when we reflect on what we have done to or for our users!. enjoy the spirit of which it is intended!

(Sung To The Song Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)
Your PC is Dying Right Before Your Eyes
It’s Way Beyond Repair, And It Shows
Laser Printers Haven’t Printed For Awhile
You Call For Help But No One Shows
Everybody Knows
An Upgrade And Some Memory
Help To Make Reports Run Right
Users Know, with The Internet So Slow,
they’ll find it hard to search tonight.
They know support is on their way;
They’ll load spyware software and ram someday
And every hacker spy will see if they,
can fill your inbox with spam anyway.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
for those reports that don’t run right,

Although It’s Been Said
Many Times Many Ways
Batch Them And Run At Night!

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Well, fellow vantage users , its that time of year when we reflect on what we have done to or for our users!. enjoy the spirit of which it is intended!
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(Sung To The Song Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)
Your PC is Dying Right Before Your Eyes
It’s Way Beyond Repair, And It Shows
Laser Printers Haven’t Printed For Awhile
You Call For Help But No One Shows
Everybody Knows
An Upgrade And Some Memory
Help To Make Reports Run Right
Users Know, with The Internet So Slow,Â
they’ll find it hard to search tonight.Â
They know support is on their way;Â
They’ll load spyware software and ram someday
And every hacker spy will see if they,Â
can fill your inbox with spam anyway.Â


And so I'm offering this simple phrase,Â
for those reports that don’t run right,Â


Although It’s Been Said
Many Times Many Ways
Batch Them And Run At Night!

[Non-text portions of this message have been removed]