Saddle up EpiFriends… Winter is coming..
“This is a government-issued ‘Likelihood of Owning a Snowblower and Still Complaining About Winter’ map.”
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Dark red: Counties where people own two snowblowers, call 38°F “shorts weather,” and still post “winter is brutal this year.”
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Orange: People who scrape ice off the windshield while pretending they enjoy “the seasons.”
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Green: Counties where one inch of snow causes complete societal collapse and everyone buys bread, milk, and eggs like they’re preparing for the apocalypse.
NJ would be solid green then
To be fair… it’s just AI slop. I have no idea what @EarlGrei is talking about…
It’s probably more about the average BAC on a Tuesday night…
Drinking-est counties in the USA LOL…
what does the color scheme mean? green-> yellow-> red → purple in order of drinks consumed per Year? I am in a purple county…
I posted the site that has the interactive map since apparently some people (@Banderson ) arent happy with random infographic fun. Link is edited into the original post.
Then NJ would be blacked out 24/7
I mean there is a reason my the MLB team in Milwaukee is named the “Brewers” ya know. ![]()
Pretty sure this is detailing LEGAL consumption. No way WV moonshine consumption is being tracked!
Because they weren’t Brave anymore…

stay safe out there!
Nerd alert

So Insights will turn a county in TN purple for a week. ![]()






