Show your age via your CV of programming languages

I’ll add ADD to mine. I could only dream of having the hyperactive part because… well dark chocolate is my favorite. Especially in chocolate chip mint ice cream. Always in a sugar cone. None of that “safety” cone crap. Like anyone has lost an eye from a sugar cone. Biting off that tip works but then every other lick has to be of the drips out of the bottom else your shirt gets ruined. I haven’t worn a Hawaiian shirt in a while. Not even sure I have one that still fits. If only I was hyperactive and could exercise more.

It’s not helping my fat butt.