I just caught up on weeks worth of Vantage post e-mails and got a
good laugh from this. Very creative - Thanks!
--- In vantage@yahoogroups.com, "Mark Wonsil" <mark_wonsil@...>
wrote:
good laugh from this. Very creative - Thanks!
--- In vantage@yahoogroups.com, "Mark Wonsil" <mark_wonsil@...>
wrote:
>disabled) but they
> > It's like "Hotel California" old users can check out (be
> > can never leave (be deleted).on Todd's
>
> Since I'm killing time in the Orthodontist's office, I've expanded
> very, very funny line and finished the whole tune:
>
> Hotel Vantage-Vista
>
> On Gore's superhighway, cooling fans in my ear
> Warm smell of disc-drives, rising up through the air
> Up ahead in the rack-space, saw some flickering lights
> My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
> Must stop coding for the night
>
> There they stood in the doorway;
> I heard the Controller yell
> And I was thinking to myself,
> 'This could be a dot Net or DLL Hell'
> Then they fired up the client and they showed me way.
> They said "Those arn't bugs up there...
> ....we designed it that way."
>
> Welcome to the Hotel Vantage-Vista
> Such a lovely screen (Such a lovely screen)
> Costs lots of green.
> Need plenty of RAM at the Hotel Vantage-Vista
> In about a year (In about a year)
> We'll have that feature here.
>
> The code's really-twisted, it sometimes abends
> They got some pretty tools - they call BPMs
> They program in C-Sharp, sweet Redmond sweat.
> Some code they remember, some code they forget
>
> I asked the System Manager,
> 'Please run this on Wine'
> He said, 'We haven't had stability here since Windows of 99'
> And still that process is calling from far away,
> A Web Service in the middle of the night
> ....we started earlier that day.
>
> Welcome to the Hotel Vantage-Vista
> Such a lovely Grid (Such a lovely Grid)
> Why's that columns hid?
> We're livin' it up at the Hotel Vantage-Vista
> What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
> My session's still alive...
>
> Mirrors of the disc drives,
> Version eight is on ICE
> I think 'We're just prisoners here, of our own advice'
> With the Progress Explorer,
> They prepared to delete
> They stab it with their Escape keys,
> But the process did not decease.
>
> Last thing I remember,
> the record was modified before
> Had to restore the user back
> To the way she was before
> 'Refresh,' said support man,
> 'We're trained to defeat.
> You can add as much as you like,
> But you can never delete!'
>