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It’s absolute gold to be honest.

In the meantime……


@Olga! If you’re not careful we’ll start calling you @Mark_Wonsil

Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment.

(HT to my son’s partner Paulette for this one)


By the ocean, ports have docks.

By a computer, docks have ports.

Not exactly a pun, just someone really botched the metaphor.

Found these online and thought to share:
“What’s the best thing about a Boolean?”, “Even if you’re wrong, you’re only off by a bit.”,
“What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?”, “Inheritance”,
“Why did the programmer quit their job?”, “Because they didn’t get arrays.”,
“How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?”, “None that’s a hardware problem”,
“If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program”, “the rest of them will write Perl”,
“To understand what recursion is…”, “You must first understand what recursion is”,
“Why do Java programmers wear glasses?”, “Because they don’t C#”,
“I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP…”, “…but you might not get it.”,
“Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?”, “Because they use a strongly typed language.”,
“What’s the best part about TCP jokes?”, “I get to keep telling them until you get them.”,
“What did the router say to the doctor?”, “It hurts when IP.”,
“3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out”, “They couldn’t find a table.”


If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?


(credit: IG @dadsaysjokes and I’m sure many others)