(Stolen from a pun site)
Just got kicked out of a Karaoke bar for singing Danger Zone five times.
Apparently, I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.
2 Likes
Love it
HIGHWAYYYYY TO THE DANGER ZONE!
body seems unclear is it a complete sentence?
2 Likes
Did you hear the Beastie Boys are releasing a 5 part anthology
Parts A through D are free but you have to fight for your right to part E
2 Likes
how dairy make a joke about that
Don’t know if this qualifies as a pun, but my favorite geek related play on words: there are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who can read binary and those who can’t.
2 Likes
This I understand 
I had a toothache and decided to set up an appointment with my dentist for tooth-hurty.
I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
The doctor says I’m OK but I feel like I’m dyeing inside.
What’s the difference between Gordon Ramsay’s favorite dish and a slow running computer?
One is a Rack of Lamb, the other is a Lack of RAM
Side note: @Mark_Wonsil you replaced the top of the day with a nice daily dad joke from dadjokes.io yet ? 
1 Like
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks…
‘Can I join you?’
4 Likes
oh, Bing explaned it to me 
There are only 10 types of people in this world…
Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
3 Likes
I was not aware of dadjokes.io! But Dad Jokes are eco-friendly: reuse, recycle, and repulse.
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, drilling a hole is boring, whereas fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
I had an economics joke for you but it wasn’t in demand.
I didn’t think my chiropractor could fix my messed up posture, but I stand corrected.
Did you hear the one about the germ?
Never mind, I don’t want to spread it around.