Okay–with the help of @josecgomez we have come up with the worst solution possible. 
First, you’re going to want to get the GUID of the panel card.
Create your event with this structure:
Row Add:
Condition 1 Expression (change the guid to match yours):
document.querySelectorAll('[ep-guid="bb701a9c-ffbd-4a43-86ee-d1559974e4bf"]')[1].childNodes[0].childNodes[0].childNodes[0].childNodes[0].click()=='larry'
You may need to change the number of childNodes called depending on how deep your panel is in the UI compared to mine.
Condition 2 Expression (change the guid to match yours):
setTimeout(()=>{document.querySelectorAll('[ep-guid="bb701a9c-ffbd-4a43-86ee-d1559974e4bf"]')[1].childNodes[0].childNodes[0].childNodes[0].childNodes[0].click()=='larry'},0)
Throw some console-writes off of the false branches, so it doesn’t crash.
Aaaaaaannnnnnnd “Magic”!
In all seriousness–that might be a good thing to submit as a bug or feedback. We shouldn’t have to jump through hacky hoops like that.