Join me in wishing @Mark_Wonsil a happy birthday by hitting him with your best dad joke. We’ll never measure up but we gotta stop least try.
A lady is sitting in her yard enjoying the view
A crow lands near by and says
“Hey lady, can I get some money? It’s for charity!!”
The lady looks appalled and says, you are a crow what kind of charity could you possibly represent…
The crow goes caw!! caw!!! caw!!! caw!!!
Immediately the lady softens and hands him some cash… It’s four good caws! 
@Mark_Wonsil Hope you have a great day. Not having the gift of Dad jokes I let google be my guide and coming from a farming town and marring a farmer’s daughter am going with.
How do you get a country girl’s attention?
A tractor.
But in my experience a truck with a lift kit does much better. 
Happy birthday mark!
Happiest of Birthdays Sir… I’ll refrain from any attempt at humor, but I’ll offer up the perfect gift for our man @Mark_Wonsil
Thanks everyone. We went over to my niece’s new apartment and to celebrate her up-coming birthday. I picked this up off her floor and asked
Happy Birthday Mark, it’s been a pleasure to get to know you and hear/read all of your dad jokes over the years!
Hope you have a wonderful birthday!
Happy Belated Birthday Mark!!! Sounds like you had a great day 
Here’s to many more!!
Hey @Mark_Wonsil , what do you call a factory that makes okay products??
A satisfactory!!!
Aww, I hate being so late to the party but HAPPY BIRTHDAY Mark!!! aka: Mr. Cloud! 
What do Clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderware!!!
Bahahahaaaa! 
Hope it was a great one my friend! 
Daughter bought a water bottle using my computer. Now I’m getting these ads:
Looks like @Mark_Wonsil may get another round on the 20th…
