Shop floor D/C possibilities

Yahoo Archive
1
Hands 3.3 will allow Microsoft to program your brain to automatically go into your wallet and provide your credit card numbers to Microsoft so they can charge you an exorbitant licensing fee for use of Hands 3.3.

Eric L. Tyira
Software Engineer
Tamglass Tempering Systems, Inc.

P: (856) 786-1200
F: (856) 786-7606

eric.tyira@...

-----Original Message-----
From: Todd Anderson [mailto:tanderson@...]
Sent: Thursday, April 15, 2004 9:50 AM
To: 'vantage@yahoogroups.com'
Subject: RE: [Vantage] Shop floor D/C possibilities

Had to forward these responses to this article that I received from a IT guy
in Chicago who is not on the list.

Hehe... Good one. What happens when Microsoft starts developing software for
other functions? The blind will have to buy Microsoft Eyes 1.0 so they can
see. Then they'll have to activate it or register it in order to get rid of
the pop-up advertising that suddenly appears in front of them.
and ...

Yeah, can't you see it all coming now?

Microsoft Hands version 3.2 SP6b - You have to buy the Microsoft Hands
Sports version for 10x the price of the regular version if you want to do
anything related to sports.

Microsoft Feet version 2.7 SP2 with hotfix kb398476 to prevent kids from
using their wireless laptops to interface with your feet causing you to walk
into walls of off of cliffs.

Microsoft Ears version 7.2 SP8 now includes a built in feature to block pr0n
advertisements.

Etc...





[Non-text portions of this message have been removed]



Useful links for the Yahoo!Groups Vantage Board are: ( Note: You must have already linked your email address to a yahoo id to enable access. )
(1) To access the Files Section of our Yahoo!Group for Report Builder and Crystal Reports and other 'goodies', please goto: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/vantage/files/.
(2) To search through old msg's goto: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/vantage/messages
(3) To view links to Vendors that provide Vantage services goto: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/vantage/links



_____

Yahoo! Groups Links
* To visit your group on the web, go to:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/vantage/

* To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:
vantage-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com <mailto:vantage-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com?subject=Unsubscribe>

* Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of <http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/> Service.


[Non-text portions of this message have been removed]
2
Here's one ...

http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/04/14/brain.implants.ap/index.html

I also want the matching hard drive and wireless weblink implants!

Then all we have to do is wire up the shop floor workers and we'll truly
have real time D/C.

:-)
3
Had to forward these responses to this article that I received from a IT guy
in Chicago who is not on the list.

Hehe... Good one. What happens when Microsoft starts developing software for
other functions? The blind will have to buy Microsoft Eyes 1.0 so they can
see. Then they'll have to activate it or register it in order to get rid of
the pop-up advertising that suddenly appears in front of them.
and ...

Yeah, can't you see it all coming now?

Microsoft Hands version 3.2 SP6b - You have to buy the Microsoft Hands
Sports version for 10x the price of the regular version if you want to do
anything related to sports.

Microsoft Feet version 2.7 SP2 with hotfix kb398476 to prevent kids from
using their wireless laptops to interface with your feet causing you to walk
into walls of off of cliffs.

Microsoft Ears version 7.2 SP8 now includes a built in feature to block pr0n
advertisements.

Etc...





[Non-text portions of this message have been removed]