This is gold Mark
This happens often enough. Worse is when you’re in Mark’s spot, where you look at code that you wrote and think… I didn’t do this. I don’t remember any of this. Only to find out you wrote it.
“It was hard to write, so it should be hard to read.”
“Whoever wrote this code should be fired”… (oh wait… I take that back).
and now we return you to our regularly scheduled program.
\\Nobody reads the comments.
\\even the compiler ignores my comments!
return "Nothing"; //this returns something
this comment compiler won’t ignore 
it is not compiled